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“I’m not old, I play Walking Football.” Every player has heard someone suggest it might be time to slow down, and every player has the same answer ready. Now it is on a t-shirt. Our new I’m Not Old, I Play Walking Football t-shirt turns that comeback into a proud club crest, and it is one of the funniest Walking Football gifts we have made.
The I’m Not Old Walking Football T-Shirt Design
This design is built like a vintage football club badge. “I’M NOT OLD” arches across the top in bold lettering. Below it sits a classic shield, with “I PLAY” across the top between two pairs of stars, a Walking Football player on the ball in the middle and “WALKING FOOTBALL” on a ribbon across the bottom.
The player steps forward with the ball just in front of him, his boot and the ball breaking out over the ribbon, and the whole design has a worn vintage finish that looks like it has seen a few seasons. Read from top to bottom, it says exactly what every player is thinking: I’m not old, I play Walking Football.
A Badge Of Honour For Every Player
Walking Football keeps thousands of people in the game long after the running game. Some are former Sunday league and five-a-side players who were not ready to give up football. Others never played before and discovered the game later in life. Either way, they are not sitting at home feeling old. They are out every week with their teammates, playing the game they love.
That is why this Walking Football t-shirt works so well. It is a badge of honour that tells everyone the person wearing it is still in the game, and it is guaranteed to raise a smile in the clubhouse, at the team socials and at family get-togethers.
See the I’m Not Old Walking Football t-shirt on Amazon
- I’m not old, I play Walking Football! A vintage club crest for the man who refuses to act his age and still loves the game, with a distressed shield, ribbon and stars. A cheeky old man joke for the clubhouse, match-day socials and family days out.
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Funny Walking Football Gifts For Men
If someone in your family says “I’m not old” every time his birthday comes round, this is the answer to what to buy him. It is one of those funny old man gifts that he will actually wear, and it makes a great present for:
- Dad or Grandad, who still never misses a session
- A husband who refuses to act his age
- A teammate turning 60, 70 or even 80
- A friend who has just taken up Walking Football in retirement
- A Secret Santa present for the team Christmas do
This Walking Football t-shirt works as a 60th or 70th birthday gift, a Christmas present or a Father’s Day surprise, and it is a fun choice for the man who has everything.
Pick Your Colour
This Walking Football t-shirt is printed in white and shown here in classic black, which makes the crest really stand out. There are plenty of other colours to choose from on Amazon too, including navy, red, royal blue, Kelly Green, Forest Green, asphalt and dark heather grey, so you can pick his favourite or match his club colours.
Keep Playing, Keep Young
There is a serious side to the joke. Walking Football is one of the best ways to stay active as you get older. The NHS recommends that older adults aim to be physically active every day and build up to at least 150 minutes of moderate intensity activity a week, and a weekly game with friends makes that far easier. You can read the full NHS physical activity guidelines for older adults on the NHS website.
So maybe the shirt has a point. The players who keep turning up every week are the ones who really are not old.
More Walking Football Gifts
Looking for more ideas? If he is the legend of the family, take a look at our Walking Football Grandad and Dad legend t-shirts too. You will find our full range of Walking Football t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and gifts in the Walking Football shop, with something for every player, whether you are shopping for Christmas, a birthday or Father’s Day.
He’s not old. He plays Walking Football. Now he has the shirt to prove it.
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